Silly Songs

An occasional subvertive feature. This time Liam Lynch's "United States Of Whatever" gets the Fang treatment. Sing it loud, brothers and sisters!

The NHS Of Whatever


I went to the hospital reception,
They were, like, all “ewwww”
And I was like, “whatever!!!”

Then this nurse comes up to me and she’s all, like,
“Hey, haven’t you got special needs?”
And I’m like, “yeah, whatever!”

So later I’m at the physiotherapy pool
And this physiotherapist comes up
And she’s like, “awww”
And I’m like, “yeah, whatever!”

Cuz this is my
NHS of whatever!
And this is my
NHS of whatever!
And this is my
NHS of whatever!

And then it’s 3am
And I’m the corner, wearing my leather
So I ring community transport, and say, “I thought you were coming to pick me up?”
And they’re like, “yeah… whatever!”

Then I’m at surgical appliance clinic
He says to me
“ah thought ah told you to wear those braces…”
And I’m like, “yeah? Whatever!”

And then up comes the consultant
I’m like, “Yo, dude. What’s up?”
He’s, like, “nothin’”
And I’m, like, “that’s cool.”

Cuz this is my
NHS of whatever!
And this is my
NHS of whatever!

AF