I have to go and buy a frock today. For a black tie do. I'm not a black tie do sort of person. And I hurt. And it's raining. And I've been putting it off because I'm too tired for this sort of thing.
Not least because I know fate will direct me to any number of excellent things that I will not be able to purchase because I only have money for a frock.
But really I am hankering after getting a silly coloured hat.